It’s Under There

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Sometimes I wear the same underwear for 2 days

… but not consecutively.

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note: wearing 6 feet underwear sounds like a really bad thing.

double note: being an under werewolf sounds not so desirable either.

triple note: it’s my birthday today.
I walked in a straight line all day, but I still turned 48 years old anyway.

quadruple note: if I had a choice, I’d have my birthdays out of order … wouldn’t that be nice.

Friends And Underwear

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If fair-weather friends are around briefly,

real friends must be around longjohnly.

I’m not sure what kind of friends are around nudely,

… but I’m either going to like them a lot … or not at all!

 

note: “Hey Baby! … you really should put some clothes on … like a hat, socks, or maybe a real short scarf.” (sexy masculine hee hee!)

double note: I can’t remember the last time I was nude. Oh! wait a minute! … yes I can. Nevermind.

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Today #269

Today the new teacher said she’d left a Mr. Big chocolate bar on my desk: it was a miniature Mr. Big.
I thought my desk had gotten really big before I walked 3 feet closer.
It was pretty yummy … but they shouldn’t be allowed to do that anyway.

Sara n’ Mic (how did you get up there?)

Mic: I can see your underwear!

Sara: You are under ware now!

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Mic: How did you get up there?

Sara: Very quickly.

 

The complete adventures of Sara n’ Mic: why are the gnomes outside?, why are we here?, what time is it?, the phone’s ringing,  who’s winning?  ,  what a great cast! , and what’s this game about? are still collecting dust.

 

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Integrity

When someone questions my integrity, I usually say, “Why are you talking about my underwear?“.

Oh! I call my underwear “integrity“.

I thought you knew that.

note: my old underwear were called “decency” and “evidence” but I don’t have a shred of those left.

double note: my new underwear are fine; thanks for asking.