I’m not a big fan of free samples.
If I’m going to sample something,
I want it to be the really expensive stuff!
note: a trial size suit would be fine … if I’m arrested.
double note: I choose random stuff very carefully.
triple note: being a picky eater must involve actually picking fruits and vegetables off of whatever they grow on before showing up in supermarkets.
I could be wrong: I usually am.
quadruple note: scented toilet paper makes my nose run … it’s a vicious circle.
quintuple note: “3 square meals” probably means something different to toilet paper people.
what I’m listening to now # 57: Walk off the Earth “Somebody That I Used To Know“.