Tag Archives: traffic lights

Being Good At Stuff

 

Most people really excel at something.

I’m pretty good at the traffic lights turning green.

 

note: I don’t want to be great. I just want to be really really really really really good!

double note: I’m training for the 2050 Winter Olympics. I’m going to be a demonstration sport.

triple note: critics seem pretty opinionated.

quadruple note: I’m good at exhalerating too!

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notes to myself #126

It’s an “extension cord” not an “extend some cord“.

If I’m Here, It Must Be Today #7

"Little Imperfections" from Kelly Pettit's "FUEL"

 

Today I was traveling at lightspeed.

Everyone driving in front of me stopped at all the traffic lights.

 

It's a note, but not one of those "Cole" ones.

subtitle:    ”Little Imperfections”     Little imperfections make me tick!  … and twitch … and stammer.

I’ll try to do one of these a day, until I run out of  Kelly Pettit  song titles! He’s got 4 CDs, so it should take a while.

“Little Imperfections” from Kelly Pettit’s  ”FUEL”.

 

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Halloween Part III

 

 

On planetross the traffic lights are changed to black and orange on Halloween.

Nobody usually pays attention to the traffic lights anyway, so it’s no big deal.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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note: 

One, two, Freddy’s coming for you.
Three, four, better lock your door.
Five, six, grab your crucifix.
Seven, eight, gonna stay up late.
Nine, ten, never sleep again.

I think after the first line I’d be outta there.

double note:  Why I don’t wear striped sweaters?

reason #1: Freddy
reason #2: Where’s Waldo/Wally?,
reason #3: they look stupid.

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