I use a dog whistle ringtone on my phone.
“Dogs barking: I have a call.”
note: it’s too high for you to hear.
double note: the outer part of your ear keeps growing until you die: do you really want to live forever?
triple note: who would call their kid “Ear nest “?
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Today #198
Today I thought my hearing was getting bad while talking to a co-worker, but it turned out that I just wasn’t listening.I’m just tone deaf when people strike a certain tone with me ) hee hee!
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Here is a little video Kelly Pettit and I made.Really Bad Things ” series with a bunch of new ones thrown in too!
VIDEO
note: a very very very very special “thank you ” to Kelly Pettit Kelly rocks!!!!
double note: I should have smiled more in this video.
triple note: Really Bad Things More Really Bad Things Still More Really Bad Things
notes to myself #10
When you are 9 years old do not do Morris’ paper route for him. He’s not going to pay you; and him and his dad are douche b … oh! … you don’t know those words yet! … they are jerks.
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