Why can body parts be dislocated, fractured, damaged, injured, hyper-extended, bruised, broken, chipped, cracked, scratched, and sprained;
…but only toes can be stubbed?
note: I think I stub my face when I don’t shave … or something like that.
double note: you know that second between stubbing your toe and the following pain? … I know you do.
triple note: I wish I could snap my toes like my fingers … toes must get kind of tired tapping to music.
Today unrolled like a roll of toilet paper unrolling across the floor: it was fun to watch.
(it must be an optical illusion, but that toilet roll seemed to get smaller the farther it got away from me)