Tag Archives: today

A Bad Idea

 

Tarzan’s “sirloincloth” was a bad idea.

 

note: why isn’t a loincloth called a groincloth?

double note: if Tarzan called the chimp Cheeta, what did he call the cheetahs? …  Spots? … or didn’t he get around to naming them?

triple note:I see Spots. Let’s get the hell out of the Eric Hill section of the kids’ library!

quadruple note: I bet you thought that I forgot how to draw!
You are so wrong! I never could draw, so how could I forget!

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Today #96

I waited all day for today to turn into tomorrow, but I guess I’ll have to wait until tomorrow for that to happen.
… or is this a “pee in the corner of a round room” type phenomena?

If I’m Here, It Must Be Today #6

"Hard To Breathe" from Kelly Pettit's "FUEL"

 

 

Today I felt good enough to go to the doctor.

 

It's a note, but not one of those "Cole" ones.

subtitle:    ”Hard To Breathe”   She asphyxiated me, but I wasn’t really broken.

I’ll try to do one of these a day, until I run out of  Kelly Pettit  song titles! He’s got 4 CDs, so it should take a while.

“Hard To Breathe” from Kelly Pettit’s  ”FUEL”.

 

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