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Time Machinations

I put some money in her cup, but she didn't move at all! Stupid street performer!

 

If I had a time machine, I’d go back to about 3 minutes ago

… because I really liked the song I just heard on the radio.

 

note: nobody wants a parsley, sage, or rosemary machine; always a thyme machine!

double note: actually if I had a time machine I’d go back to a few minutes before I took this photo, so I could wait until after the women who laughed at me while I took this photo had walked by before I took this photo.

 

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Money Making Scheme #7

 

I’m going to sue my former self.

I’m not sure if I should go with the mental anguish or the physical neglect angle.

I never used to look and feel like this!    Someone is responsible!

I figure there isn’t any statute of limitation about this sort of thing, and my former self had a bit of money in the bank.

note: if I had a time machine, I could go back and steal his identity.

double note: I’d sue my future self, but he’d probably counter-sue me.

triple note: I’d probably file in the U.S. because … if an idiot who spills hot coffee on themselves can sue McDonald’s and win, I should have no problem.

quadruple note: Money Making Scheme #1 and #2 and #3 and #4 and #5 and #6 are still scheming.

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The Time Clock

 

Time Clock: what a cool name for something so …… dull.

Doesn’t it make you think of cool things like time machines, time tunnels, time passages, and time travel?

Time clocks only transport me to the penal colony called work.

I’ve been “transported“.

note: Punch in, Punch out: probably what Ralph Macchio is doing now.

double note: inspired by S. Le‘s  http://ifeelunusual.wordpress.com/2008/06/18/is-your-life-like-this/

triple note: I’ve been time warped.

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