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More Really Bad Things

monk-keychain

These things would also be really bad:

Typhoonerals

A static Klingon

A venetian blind date

A key chainsaw massacre

A shadow nut

Pungi stickmen

A coffee mugging

Quicksandals

Bowling pins and needles

A septic tank top

Poison dartboards

Strychnine ball games

Thurston Howell the 3rd degree burns

Disparalysis

Asphalt lines

Molemeningitis

A needs reparachute

DEF CONstipation

Cemetary plot summaries

Pigeon toe trucks

A psoriacyst

An ad campaign in the ass

Lollygagging on lollipops

Rancid Vicious

Magic mushrheumatism

Being hungoverboard

Morning aftershaves

Athlete’s foot in mouth disease

Mad Cowboycotts

Gravy stainglass window shoplifters

Deadpanhandlers

Genetickles

Eulogy strings

 

note: I do have a “monk keychain after all”!

double note: enough of these ones for a while; my mind is turning into a bag of trickles.

triple note: Really Bad Things are still bad over here.

 

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