A Four Wheel Drive motorcycle would be cool.
note: I had a four wheel drive bicycle as a kid … or maybe those were training wheels.
double note: a two wheel drive unicycle would probably be good in the snow.
triple note: 4 Wheel Driveways are pretty standard.
I’m going for the perfect day today … crap! I spilt my coffee!
correction: I’m planning for the perfect day tomorrow today.
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I set my ants free.
I set them free months ago.
I just didn’t get around to telling all of you.
I realized that I’m a compassionate person who believes all life is sacred.
… and since I wasn’t getting any free dairy, meat, or wool products from them, I concluded that the ants were just freeloading room and board off of me.
My pyramid sits empty.
I don’t know what I’m going to do with the 2 sphinx I’ve been carving!
note: I think it’s time for a new experiment. I must get busy.
Today is going to be perfect!
I will be my regular self though.
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