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Breathing Through Life

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“Sometimes all I need is the air that I breathe”,

but sometimes “all I need is the air that you breathe”

… especially if I’m unconscious and poolside.

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note: I use other people’s air when filling up flat tires and buying balloons … but mostly I’m self-sufficient.

double note: inflation is the cornerstone of the balloon market!

triple note: to air is human.

quadruple note: if I have no air, does all my money just go to the Government?

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what I’m listening to now #2: The Talking Heads

Please Share My Umbrella

 

Technically, anywhere a bus stops … is a “bus stop”.

 

note: if I’m on a moving bus, I consider it  a “bus go“. I don’t need a sign to tell me.

double note: my favourite bus is either the Charlestown Chiefs‘ bus in Slapshot or The Partridge Family one. Do you have a favourite bus? … everyone should.

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Today #281

Tomorrow is Gunma Day in this prefecture: it’s a holiday for students and some working people. I asked a 7 year old what tomorrow was: he said it was Gunma’s Birthday. I asked how old Gunma was: he thought about it for a while and answered, “2011 years old, but maybe that’s the whole world.

On The Side Of The Road

Up in the Andes! Chile/Argentina border.

I’m tired of this crap!

I will not put up with it any longer.

Waiting around and nothing happening; standing still and going nowhere; wasting time and never reaching my destination!

That’s it!

The Bus Stops Here!

… oh! … it stops over there on the other side of the road?

… sorry.

 

note: When you are mad, putting your foot down is a good thing; otherwise you will just be hopping mad.

double note: drawing lines in the sand is like caveman Etch A Sketch or something.

triple note: The last time I made a stand was in woodworking class when I was 14. 
 … maybe it was a hat rack?

quadruple note: Thinking about woodworking class is kindling old memories and fires for me.

 

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