Guilty people who get off being convicted of stuff should be charged with “beating the system to death”.
note: something is really wrong if you are the “even one out“.
double note: beating the odds once in a while evens things out. Beating the evens is just odd … or something like that.
triple note: “I’m an evenball.”
quadruple note: “It’s exactly where I left it. That’s even!”
quintuple note: He was penalty kicked to within an inch of his life. (or a centimetre if you’re metric)
sextuple note: metric sounds more brutal sometimes.
septuple note: soccer sounds more brutal than it is.
octuple note: My oldest brother sent me cool Winter Olympic toques … 2010 ones no less! (toques are ski hats to you non-Canadians)
nuntuple note: can I have head pajamas? … cause I’m thinking about wearing this to bed.
notes to myself #124
You have no shame.