I dreamt …
I was falling … while bungee jumping.
I was running but not moving … on a treadmill.
I saw a unicorn … in a book.
I was flying … in an airplane … in economy class as usual.
I bought a lottery ticket … and lost.
All my teeth were falling out … but I was 6 in the dream.
I was standing stark naked … in my shower.
I stood by helplessly watching the world being destroyed … in a movie theatre with 3D glasses.
note: I’d never dream about failing a test!
double note: I don’t have time to daydream, so I just hourdream.
triple note: I guess Eve should be there at the beginning of the world and at the end: Eve of Destruction … I think that’s what that song is talking about.
what I’m listening to #5: The Tragically Hip.
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My friend’s teeth are all starting to fall out.
He’s taken good care of them: brushing regularly and going to the dentist every 6 months,
they keep falling out one after the other.
He’s not too worried about it for some reason.
He’s only 7 years old though.
Me? I’d be freaking out!!
note: is a mouthful of blueberries classified as bluetooth technology?
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Tagged bluetooth technology, freaking out, humor, teeth, teeth falling out, wind-up teeth