Practically Dreaming

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I dreamt …

I was falling … while bungee jumping.

I was running but not moving … on a treadmill.

I saw a unicorn … in a book.

I was flying … in an airplane … in economy class as usual.

I bought a lottery ticket … and lost.

All my teeth were falling out … but I was 6 in the dream.

I was standing stark naked … in my shower.

I stood by helplessly watching the world being destroyed … in a movie theatre with 3D glasses.

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note: I’d never dream about failing a test!

double note: I don’t have time to daydream, so I just hourdream.

triple note: I guess Eve should be there at the beginning of the world and at the end: Eve of Destruction … I think that’s what that song is talking about.

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what I’m listening to #5: The Tragically Hip.

Teeth

 

My friend’s teeth are all starting to fall out.

He’s taken good care of them: brushing regularly and going to the dentist every 6 months,

but …

they keep falling out one after the other.

He’s not too worried about it for some reason.

He’s only 7 years old though.

Me? I’d be freaking out!!

note: is a mouthful of blueberries classified as bluetooth technology?

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