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Sara n’ Mic (why do cats keep burying our shoes?)


Sara: My legs are getting really brown.

Mic: Mine are still blue.


Mic: Why do cats keep burying our shoes?

Sara: Because they look like crap.


The complete adventures of Sara n’ Mic: how did you get up there?,  why are the gnomes outside?why are we here?, what time is it?, the phone’s ringing,  who’s winning?  ,  what a great cast!what’s this game about? ,  what’s your friend’s name? , what are you doing down there? , the chicken just shit on the book  and what’s suppose to happen next? are still collecting dust.


note: sorry for being less than attentive to this blog; life seems to be imitating life recently.


Today #22

Today was like a box of Cracker Jack with no surprise in it.

You Call That Brown?


I suffer from an illness.
It only affects me on extended holidays in hot places.

My name is planetross and I’m a tanarexic.

I can never be brown enough.
I listen to people telling me how amazingly tanned I am, but I still want to be browner.
I look in the mirror and don’t see dark brown.
I only see myself losing my tan, becoming paler, and turning white.
I need to redouble my tanning efforts and not scrub very hard in the shower.

Luckily I’ve only had 3 serious bouts of tanarexia in my life.

I should be safe until I quit my job and go travelling again.