I’m glad Noah wasn’t in charge of saving all the vegetables
… because he did a pretty good job with the animals.
note: maybe Noah didn’t really do a good job saving pairs of all the different animals.
“deadmen tell no tales.” or “extinct animals have no tails” or something like that.
double note: … so let me get this straight, there were no rainbows but a lot of unicorns before the flood and a lot of rainbows and no unicorns after the flood?
I’d rather have the unicorns; you could eat unicorns.
promissory note: It’s hard to find someone who works for rainbows these days. I guess we don’t live in the age of miracles anymore … and work for money instead … which is just another type of promise really.
quadruple note: “but the loveliest of all was the asparagus”.