I’ve discovered a few cures for diseases and viruses over the years.
It’s just that the diseases and viruses haven’t been discovered yet.
I’m patiently waiting.
note: doctors never discover the cure before the disease. … I guess you need a “pre doctoral” degree instead of a “post doctoral” degree for that stuff.
double note: bird flu, mad cow, swine flu, …
I bet the horses are getting nervous.
triple note: without a chimney there never is a flue season.
I know the days are getting longer in the Northern Hemisphere, but today seemed longer by a few hours!
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People don’t make food in the shapes of too many animals.
I guess people don’t really want to eat a piece of pork, beef, or chicken that has been molded into the shape of a pig, cow, or chicken. It’s unsettling or unappetizing for many.
But chocolate! … you can mold any animal shape out of that stuff and people will eat it and ask for seconds.
People must be chocolate desensitized.
I’m glad I wasn’t born a chocolate animal.
note: “It looks like a human baby! I get the head!”
double note: the things in the photo are Butaman, pork filled dumpling thingeys.
triple note: I didn’t eat one of them this time. I tried the venison filled ones.
… there were no cute deer faces on them though.
quadruple note: I eat vegetables and fruit that are shaped like vegetables and fruit, … but that’s different.
Today was like a Pink Floyd concert. I think it was good, but I don’t really remember too much about it.
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