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Money Making Scheme #7


I’m going to sue my former self.

I’m not sure if I should go with the mental anguish or the physical neglect angle.

I never used to look and feel like this!    Someone is responsible!

I figure there isn’t any statute of limitation about this sort of thing, and my former self had a bit of money in the bank.

note: if I had a time machine, I could go back and steal his identity.

double note: I’d sue my future self, but he’d probably counter-sue me.

triple note: I’d probably file in the U.S. because … if an idiot who spills hot coffee on themselves can sue McDonald’s and win, I should have no problem.

quadruple note: Money Making Scheme #1 and #2 and #3 and #4 and #5 and #6 are still scheming.