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Money Making Scheme #4



I’m going to sell french fries with ketchup inside of them.

Maybe I’ll put “mayonnaise” inside the ones sold in Europe and “poutine” in the ones for all those French Canadians.



note: Stompin’ Tom really does sing about all the things that truly matter.

triple note: I will bury all those “little package condiment people”.

quadruple note: Money Making Scheme #1 and #2 and #3 are still scheming.