I broke the personal appearance code at work.
I have to get rid of my milk moustache.
… I think the milk goatee is still okay though.
note: the photo has nothing to do with anything. I just shaved off my milk moustache before I thought about posting this. The milk goatee is pretty patchy … maybe I should drink whole milk!
Today I saw a dead salmon frozen in a waterfall … my soul was still in my body though. That Sting is full of crap!
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Sting, Pink, Madonna, Cher, Meatloaf, and Bono wouldn’t be very anonymous at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting.
“My name is _________ and I’m an alcoholic.”
note: these people are on a first name basis with everyone.
double note: Brazilian soccer players do have 2 names … it’s just that the other one sounds funny.
triple note: if I changed my name to “Amen” it could get confusing at church.
quadruple note: maybe I’ll change my name to “Stupid” … and sue those t-shirt people.
quintuple note: Why didn’t William Shakespeare have a Pen Name? … did he write his stuff with a pencil or something!
sextuple note: The photo has nothing to do with anything: I just like this view.
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Sometimes when I eat or drink something new I have vivid dreams.
If I haven’t had something for 10 years or so, I get the same reaction.
There must be some vitateins or protamins that attach their tentacles to the receptacles in my brain.
There are no synaptic gaps in my dreams; I remember them all.
Past food items with this affect have been: black licorice, pickled seaweed, and bamboo shoots.
These things really took me to a different state of unconsciousness.
note: the photo is of toasted Cheez Whiz and tomato sandwiches. When I eat them I only dream about eating more of them! Yum!
double note: drinking coffee doesn’t make me dream at all … I just wish that I could sleep.
triple note: I’m sure if I ate a blue turtle I’d have amazing dreams!
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