Tall people have built in ladders.
Having a urinal at home would be cool.
Having 2 side by side would just be creepy.
People Who Fly
…should have fragile stickers … not their luggage.
A Cylinderella Story
Do chambermaids clean guns?
If Antarctica became a country I bet Australians wouldn’t mention that “down under” stuff any more.
What are all these people doing “rumor milling around“?
Living vicarelessly through others sounds almost dangerous!
Standing out in a crowd of one seems easier than blending in to a crowd of one.
… or does that even make sense?
I Don’t Know
If you don’t have an opinion are you “nopinionated“?
Vicious Crop Circles
I guess being the cream of the crop is really good … unless we’re talking about corn.
… I don’t like that creamed corn stuff.
When it comes to needing glasses, it’s more 50/50 than 20/20.
… but they both mean 100% for some reason.
Some people’s arms and legs are pretty extreme … or possibly pretty extremities … if they have 2 or 3 good looking ones.
When a political party wins by a wide margin it’s a “landslide“. Why isn’t a very narrow margin victory called a “falling rock“?
The Perfect Solution
If you have an ice cream headache you should take ice cream aspirin.
The Ends Are Fraying
I abhor, detest, despise, and loath people who describe everything in absolute extremes.
I don’t care if I shop in different clothing stores. I’m an indifferent clothing shopper maybe.
Ruining On My Parade
A lot of people are on the roads to ruins … Machu Picchu and Ankor Wat seem quite popular.
note: here are the other ones. You can probably figure out what order they go in.
double note: I probably could have written more in this series, but Twitter is a good toilet for depositing and flushing these things usually recently up until now at the moment.
notes to myself #120
What you do and who you are are not really related … but I think we are.