
Bath Towel: big towel used to dry off after baths or showers.
Hand Towel: all purpose small towel used to dry hands and anything else in a pinch.
Paper Towel: made of paper and used to clean up stuff (disposable).
Dish Towel: used to dry dishes, utensils, pots, pans, and glasses.
Beach Towel: used at the beach and very similar to a bath towel.
Sports Towel: all purpose small towel used to dry hands and anything else in a pinch.
Wait a minute.
Isn’t that just a hand towel?
I can’t think of any sport that requires a towel.
A towel used to wipe off sweat, sure; but sports are not the sole domain of sweat.
Someone gardening, working on their car, outside on a hot day, seriously out of shape, or someone who naturally just sweats a lot uses one of those towels as often as someone involved in sporting activities.
There are already a lot of regular everday products being sold under the sports label: cars, socks, drinks, deodorant, watches,….
Now the towel?
It does sound better than hand towel though.
Let me just sit on my sports sofa in my sports slippers, have some after-sport whiskey, and think this over somemore.
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