Singers sing about cars, trucks, vans, motorcycles, boats, rockets, planes, helicopters, trains, buses, subways, balloons, bicycles, unicycles, skateboards, rollerskates, horses, and even Segways (Weird Al Yankovic)
… but no one ever sings about stilts.
Songwriters can’t be blamed for this oversight really:
the best rhyme that goes with “stilts” is “kilts”
… and stilts and kilts don’t really work too well together in my experience.
note: photo taken by Kelly Pettit … while we were being shopping mauled the other day.
double note: when I saw this photo it made me realize why I usually drive on the inside of my van.
I’m washing my stinky slippers today.
The ones I don’t wear at all never stink!
It’s a mystery!