Tag Archives: some days

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I don’t know if some days are better than others

… I don’t know how others spend their days.

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note: the problem with better days is that you never know which one is the best.

double note: actually I’m hoping my last day on this earth will be the best … kind of like the last day of summer vacation.

triple note: I’ve been alive for 17,547 days in a row so far … I’m hoping to break that record tomorrow!

quadruple note: how many days in a row have you been alive? You can check here.

quintuple note: 86400 seconds in a day … unless you go to a buffet … than I don’t know how many seconds you will have!

Some Days #9

 

Some days it feels like my life cycle has a flat tire.

 

note: I consider leaning up against stuff “kickstanding“.

double note: the other Some Days are still here  and here and here and here and here and here and here and here.

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Today #295

Today I needed to concentrate like frozen orange juice.

Some Days #8

 

Some days it feels like I’ve been lined up against the wall, … but no firing squad shows up.

 

note: I kind of look forward to my last cigarette though: I want to quit smoking someday … as long as it isn’t fatal.

double note: the other Some Days are still here  and here and here and here and here and here and here.

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Today #59

Today I didn’t do anything … very well.
I usually don’t do anything very well, so today was a pleasant change.

Some Days #7

 

Some days it feels like I’m on “auto-co-pilot”.

 

note: … other days I think my auto-co-pilot light is out.

double note: the other Some Days are still here  and here and here and here and here and here.

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Today #24

Today is over, but I’m sure there will probably be another one waiting for me in the morning.

Some Days #6

 

Some days I’m so slow the clock’s second hand laps me.

 

note: which one is the first and third hand again?

double note: apologies for being scarcer than usual over at all your blogs. I’m off on holidays, back to work for a few days, then off on holidays again. I’ll be in and out of it for the next few weeks, but I’ll be back May 5th! Have fun without me!

triple note: the other Some Days are still here  and here and here and here and here.

quadruple note: yes, that is snow on the ground and cherry blossoms on the trees. I’ve never seen that before.

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notes to myself #171

One day you will weigh more than a panther! I know, it’s hard to believe!

Some Days #5

 

Some days I feel so excited I think I ‘ll turn in to one big goose bump.

 

note: some days I’m just a lump.

double note: the other Some Days are still here  and here and here and here.

triple note: the medical term for goose bumps is cutis anserina … but that sounds so clinical.

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notes to myself #163

Your balls are really made up of your scotum and testicles … but you probably already know that, if you are older than 7 and have had Dad’s lecture. “Goolies” still sounds better though.

Some Days #4

 

Some days the middle of the seesaw looks pretty good.

 

note: swings go both ways.

double note: why aren’t swings called swingswangs?

triple note: the other Some Days are still here  and here and here.

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notes to myself #135

When you grow up … nobody tells you to go to bed early.
… you just do it all by yourself.

Some Days #3

 

Some days are weeker than other days.

 

note: daydreaming usually involves “one day“, “some day“, and “one of these dayson one of those days.

double note: when you’re having one of those days … it’s really one of these days, but you just wish you were far away.

triple note:January Day January Day. Everything is fine. Over.

quadruple note: I may have put on more than one or two entries today. Maybe I’m trying to bury that bloody snow post … or my dinner is taking longer to cook than usual.
usual is pretty quick to cook usually.
You know what I’m going to say if you ask what the usual tastes like, so don’t ask.

quintuple note: when I put up pictures of snowmen I get all poetical:

https://planetross.wordpress.com/2009/01/20/the-perineum/

so here is today’s …

While the Americans Dream,
the Belgian Waffles,
and the Indians Curry:
the Turkish Delight.

sextuple note: the other Some Days are still here  and here.

septuple note: I found my happy thought thinking about dinner: it’s hungry too … I guess.

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notes to myself #110

I was going to tell you that you were full of crap and let you know how full you were of it at this moment, but came across this instead:

http://www.eszlinger.com/facts/humanbodyfacts.html

Some Days #2

 

note: I’m not sure if I took one of those pills that makes you smaller or the sofa took one of those pills to make it bigger.

double note: if I was a boss, I’d want one of these in my office.

triple note: I’m not small minded … I just have a big head.

quadruple note: whenever I feel small and insignificant … I go to miniature world.

quintuple note: the first “Some Days” was on another day over here.

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notes to myself #75

You are never even close to being the shortest kid in class. You are back row for all of the elementary school pictures.