Some people think I’m extremely predictable.
I consider myself really understandable:
… it’s a subtle difference.
note: I’m still not here … I’m over there … it’s just an optical illusion.
double note: a big thank you for your comments. I do read them … and do want to reply to them … but my fingers are in a few pies … so it’s not extremely possible at the moment.
Today # 376
Today I thought … bars of soap would last longer if they were bigger.
It would take longer for them to turn into slivers.
Less useless soap slivers in a year makes sense to me.
I could be wrong: I usually am.
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Tagged bars of soap, humor, humour, I'm understandable ... even if you are under me!, predictable, predictionary, soap, subtitled difference just sucks at a movie theatre
If I could be any type of wood, I’d want to be driftwood.
note: the drift tree forests are very illusive … so are the ply tree forests for some reason.
double note: if I could invent something, that would be original.
triple note: flashers are in show business.
quadruple note: for every action there is an equal and opposite inaction … or something like that.
quintuple note: if I had an identical twin, I’d probably go to the gym more.
sextuple note: I’m wasting away: … renewable resources and time seem to be in the lead.
septuple note: with enough soap … I could probably disappear.
octuple note: apologies again for not commenting on comments … and not visiting your blogs with the formerly usual intensity … but it’s summer and things are happening happeningly … or something like that.
I’ll get back into the thing of swings again.
nuntuple note: what type of trees do they make key boards from?
The sun came out today! … that Annie is a liar.
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Tagged actions and inactions, Annie ... but not the one that fills up my senses, drift trees, driftwood, flashers, humor, identical twins, inventing stuff, key boards, Mask and Snorkel Man, ply trees, renewable resources, show business, soap, visor man
The sign says you are not virgin. Is that correct?
I can show you how to become even less virgin.”
“hee hee hee hee hee” produced in low growly salivating voice.
*SPECIAL NOTE* sorry, I got carried away. I think there are 5 new entries here. I’m done for the night … maybe.
note: I think the staff are all married or in meaningful relationships.
double note: soap shop people are so promiscuous.
triple note: some shops will do anything for a sale!
quadruple note: I’m starting to like the direction this recycling craze is going!
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Tagged humor, low growly salivating voice, married or in meaningful relationships ... boo boo boo!, no virgins here, not virgin, promiscuous products, recycled products, signs, soap, virgins, will "Virgins" tag produce more hits? let's find out