I’m going to open a used greeting card store called “Card Agains”.
People usually just throw away cards anyway, so it will be 100% profit!
… possibly I’ll wear some type of sweater to work as well.
note: sure … people could re-use their own cards, but that’s just cheap and miserly.
double note: hey! it’s the thought that counts! … Are you calling my mother a liar?
triple note: possible slogan/jingle:
“The card`s not all marked up. It’s Hallmarked up!”
quadruple note: go green, save the earth, and all that stuff you know.