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Sacred Cows



When a sacred cow has a bowel movement is that classified as “deifecation”?





note: Is the guy that cleans up cow manure called the Cowadunga Dude?

double note: did you notice I didn’t use the word “shit” once.



When I was a child my father used to say:

If you are looking for sympathy, look between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.

Ahh! Childhood memories.

I guess that is why I’m good at spelling.