Tomorrowland is just in someone’s head,
but so are Yesterdayland and Neverland.
note: “Twodaysfromnowland” or “Thedayaftertomorrowland” are probably twice as good!
double note: it’s always Tomorrowland; never Tomorrowsea … unless you’re sending a card to that The Smiths‘ guy.
triple note: our future is in Tomorrowland … and always will be I guess.
notes to myself #105
People don’t get scurvy from becoming a pirate: they get it from not eating vitamin C.
It’s a vitamin seasickness.
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I must have been a vegetarian in a past life …
because I think I’ve eaten enough vegetables to last a few lifetimes.
note: I want to be reincarnated as my friend, so I can sleep with his wife and have me as a friend. What! It doesn’t work like that! What a rip!
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