It really bothers me when someone starts yelling and screaming at me.
I didn’t do anything!
… usually I just move the boat further away from them. La la la.
Man! What’s that guy’s problem? Now he’s waving too!
I don’t know him!
… I wave back anyway: I’m nice like that sometimes.
note: a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich would be very cool. Maybe the peanut butter part would take the sting out of it. Let me know.
double note: If you are on a deserted island … then it’s not really deserted anymore, is it?
notes to myself #114
Oxo cubes aren’t made from oxen.
oh yeah! … it’s oxen not oxes.
Consider this a twofer.
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If I have the misfortune of falling to my death, my last thoughts will probably be … “I’m plummeting … I never thought I’d be plummeting … who says plummeting? … oh no! when people talk about me they’re going to include ‘he plummeted to his death‘ after my name all the time!”
If it’s a long drop, I might start thinking about those “lateral thinking riddles” too!
“a man approaches the middle of a field. When he gets there he knows he will die. How does the man know this?”
If it’s a really long drop, I’ll probably do some screaming as well.
note: I’m not afraid of heights … it’s just the ground down below that makes me a bit nervous sometimes.
double note: I hope I’m a Bumble … because Bumbles bounce! … if you didn’t know.
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