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The Fastest Eggtimer


The fastest eggtimer in the world probably uses quicksand.

The egg probably doesn’t cook any faster though.


note: the biggest eggtimer in the world is probably in Africa … or maybe Australia.

double note: a “scrambled eggtimer” would be cool!

triple note: my bookshelf would be a World Record holder … if I had one of those books.


Mean Things I Say About People #2

I call someone I know “Diaper” because they are so self-absorbent … and they are full of shit most of the time too.