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Money Making Scheme #14

I’m going to open a used greeting card store called “Card Agains”.

Card Agains

People usually just throw away cards anyway, so it will be 100% profit!

 For Every Occasion!

 

… possibly I’ll wear some type of sweater to work as well.

 

note: sure … people could re-use their own cards, but that’s just cheap and miserly.

double note: hey! it’s the thought that counts! … Are you calling my mother a liar?

triple note: possible slogan/jingle:

“The card`s not all marked up. It’s Hallmarked up!”

 

quadruple note: go green, save the earth, and all that stuff you know.

quintuple note: Money Making Scheme #1 and #2 and #3 and #4 and #5 and #6 and #7  and #8  and #9  and #10  and #11  and# 12  and# 13 are still scheming.

 

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Heat

If clothes companies can make really warm clothes, why do people need to heat their houses so much?

 

note: save electricity – eat cookie dough.
         save electricity – drink ice cream.
         save electricity – shower with a friend.
         save electricity – for a rainy day.
         save electricity – there be dark days afore us.
         save electricity – plant a lightbulb. Go Green. Save the Earth. And all that stuff.

double note: photo taken in Antarctica in 2006.

 

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Money Making Scheme #5

 

 

I’m going to sell recycled paper clips.

They are just regular paper clips but used for recycled paper.

Go Green! Save the Earth! and all that stuff.

note: I may expand in to recycled paper shredders and recycled paper towel holders.

double note: recycling rolling papers could prove difficult.

triple note: origami is destroying the rainforests!

quadruple note: Money Making Scheme #1 and #2 and #3 and #4 are still scheming.

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