I’ve discovered a few cures for diseases and viruses over the years.
It’s just that the diseases and viruses haven’t been discovered yet.
I’m patiently waiting.
note: doctors never discover the cure before the disease. … I guess you need a “pre doctoral” degree instead of a “post doctoral” degree for that stuff.
double note: bird flu, mad cow, swine flu, …
I bet the horses are getting nervous.
triple note: without a chimney there never is a flue season.
I know the days are getting longer in the Northern Hemisphere, but today seemed longer by a few hours!
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Why are there fences on 2 sections of this overpass?
A road runs under one section and the train tracks are under the other.
note: sometimes the way out is difficult to get to.
double note: I guess they are splatter guards sort of … like those ones for frying bacon and sausages.
triple note: I’m not trying to be morbid … it comes naturally sometimes … like hair in the nose.
quadruple note: I’ve driven this road for 11 years and just noticed the fences recently. I’m slow sometimes … or I don’t think about those things very often … probably both.
quintuple note: they could have saved the money on the fences by just putting up a sign saying “You will only break your legs from this height“. I don’t know if it’s true, but hey! fences are expensive!
notes to myself #93
You are not a “mope around” person … you’re more of an ” oh well and move on” person.
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