When you drop something on the floor, if it can be picked up in 2 seconds you can still eat it.
Many people don’t follow this rule.
I guess they had a bad upbringing.
note: Wouldn’t it be nice if you could use the 2 Second Rule for other situations:
– bad purchases
– bad haircuts
– deciding on/eating that second dessert
– lighting cigarettes at the wrong end
– publishing poorly worded or mispelt comments on other people’s blogs
– dropping letters in the mailbox with no stamps
– pouring rancid milk into coffee/tea
– taking that fatal shaving stroke
– starting toilet procedures before checking the toilet paper situation
– saying “Fill her up” before checking the wallet
– hitting delete/erase buttons
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Tagged decisions, humor, rules
I walked by a mirror and didn’t see my reflection.
It was very freaky!
Maybe it was a window.
I’m not too sure.
I don’t know about you, but driving through a city called Bottleneck might not be the best idea!
If I had a delicatessen, I’d call it The Psycho Deli.
Maybe I’d have a blackvelvet poster and a lava lamp somewhere.
Pets as Gifts
I don’t think it is a good idea to give a pet as a gift.
I usually give 2 pets: a male and female rabbit!
just to be safe.
I Want To Be A Webler!
web log = weblog = blog
Why isn’t it “webl”?
I’d rather webl and be a webler!
I want up and down turn signals on my car: just in case.
Pirates of the Caribbean
I don’t care how good the movies are; the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland sucks.
People in the Southern Hemisphere are pretty good sports about Christmas Carols.
When I was younger, I was a lot shorter than I am now.
Let’s put the “fun” back in “funeral”!
Has anyone ever broken their jaw on a jawbreaker?
Rules are made to be broken.
except in sports.
There’s video replay now!
I’m waiting for the j-pods to come out!
Zombies are a Dying Breed
If everyone were cremated…..
I guess there would be no more Zombie movies!
That would suck.
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Tagged bottlenecks, christmas carols, delicatessens, funerals, gifts, j-pods, jawbreakers, mirrors, pets, pirates, rules, turn signals, webles, youth, zombies