I guess you have to be Spanish to be a bandito;
… maybe I’ll try to be a ninja instead.
note: do I have to be Spanish to eat Cheetos? … or Freeto-lays … or Doritos?
I never knew so many potato chips were Spanish!
double note: there is probably a generation of people who associate ninjas with turtles for some reason.
triple note: stereotypes are those people with good stereos right?
quadruple note: putting an “o” at the end of the word makes me bilingual right? I’m sure those banana benders are just called “Speed” in English speaking countries. … I could be wrong; I usually am.
quintuple note: I’d make a good Jackassassin.
Today I realized that Meatloaf has been an important person in my life. I can’t say that for most foods.
Today’s note: I don’t know Meatloaf‘s real name, but he doesn’t know that my stage name is The Apple Sauce Boss … so I guess we are even.