Snowplow Driving Courses must be seasonal.
note: tractor driving courses must be a new field.
double note: wouldn’t a highspeed car chase on a driving course be cool?
… 2 drivers to kill too!
I almost backed into a car while pulling out of a parking space today. I almost rear-ended them … at least from my point of view.
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Tagged driver's training, driving, humor, humour, road kill, snowplows
I’ve been noticing a lot of single dead socks on the road recently.
Their migratory path must force them to cross a lot of roads.
It’s pretty tragic, as socks usually pair for life.
Poor sock survivor.
It must feel like having one foot in the grave.
note: do survivor socks usually go in to theatre as sock puppets?
double note: It’s hard to kill porno magazines: when I see them on the road, they are usually gone when I drive by again. People must take them home and care for them.
triple note: I think I have Grateful Dead socks: they all have a “Touch of Gray“.
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Tagged dead socks, Grateful Dead, humor, Neil Bideau, porno magazines, road kill, Sock Monster, sock puppets