It’s always à la mode
… never Jesus mode, Buddha mode, Jehovah mode, Yahweh mode, ...
I guess Islam just scooped the others on this one.
note: remaining non-convertible helps me … especially when it’s raining.
double note: I’m ligious … I ain’t doing that stuff twice!
what I’m listening to now #51: sausages frying.
something I’d forgotten: http://youtu.be/7rK3s_BP9kE
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When I ate grapefruit as a kid my mother used to cut each segment away from the peel, so it was easy for me to eat.
She was pretty non-judgemental when I piled on the sugar too!
I’d like to thank her for that.
Hey! It’s not like she peeled all my bananas for me or anything!
If you feel that way about it, go find your own mother!
note: if I didn’t have a mother, I’d wish I’d never been born.
double note: I’m sure if I was born again, I’d be a born-again atheist.
triple note: Matt Damon has been Bourne again a few times now!
quadruple note: are there any born-again Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, Jews, …
… or are only Christians allowed to do that?
quintuple note: being a “died-again something” isn’t as catchy as that “born-again” stuff.
sextuple note: sheep probably “dye-in-the-wool” more than most animals.
Today was relaxative … I ate a lot of corn last night.
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I do a lot of things religiously … just not any of that religious stuff.
note: I lent these women my waterwings: … my arms are pretty big.
double note: it’s festival time, so I’ll be festive and scarce for 3 days.
Today is going to make tomorrow look amazing by comparison a few days from now.
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