I bet a lot of people laughed at the inventor of the PEZ dispenser.
“Why would someone buy a device that isn’t necessary to eat the product?”
“Who wants a crappy candy that looks like it’s being regurgitated for you to enjoy?”
Whoever thought of that was a consumerism visionary!
or … a comsumerary or visionumerist or something like that.
note: for everything you ever wanted or didn’t want to know about PEZ check here.
double note: I was born too late.
triple note: If you steal from the PEZ company, is it called empezzling?
quadruple note: I bet the PEZ motto is “One is born every minute, and they can eat 12 before reloading“.
quintuple note: image from here.
sextuple note: I wonder if there are any birth control pill PEZ dispensers. (sorry, just getting strange here)
septuple note: Are people that eat PEZ called PEZants?