I’m going to paint my house with a paintball gun
right after …
washing the van with a water pistol.
But first I have to wait until I’m finished flipping these pancakes with the slingshot.
note: My friend always wins at paintball … he uses clear paintballs with stealth technology. I don’t even know when I’m hit! … he just tells me. He’s pretty good at poker too; I don’t know half the rules he does!
double note: paint cannonballs would be awesome!
triple note: a water Gatling gun would probably just be a hose.
quadruple note: Singapore Slingshots would be a great drink!
quintuple note: peashooter snipers are underrated.
sextuple note: I had third degree Indian burns for most of my childhood.
septuple note: I know “Indians” isn’t politically correct, but “First Nations People burns” or “Native American burns” just doesn’t sound right.
octuple note: I was missing a few cards as a kid, so I only know “49 pick up“.
nontuple note: Do you remember “Conkers“? It sucks in Japan … they actually eat chestnuts.
decuple note: I can make a game out of anything as long as you’re not big on rules: I’m unruly!
I Am The Cheese 