If you were standing at the end of the rainbow, I suspect that it would look like a straight vertical red line.
Just a thin red line protecting that big pot of gold!
note: rainbows make me think of Judy Garland and chocolate coalitions pissing off whalers and the French.
double note: I’m sure there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, but it’s probably filled with effluence from people who wanted to be affluent … but couldn’t lift that heavy pot.
Today I did the “finger in the mouth” maneuver like this:
… and may have sang a bit of the song.
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Returning home yesterday I thought my house might have been destroyed by the rainbow, but it wasn’t.
It was another near miss.
I’m lucky like that.
note: I better buy “rainbow insurance” this year.
double note: weather people never predict rainbows.
triple note: I have money saved for a rainy day, but not much put aside for the rainbow days to follow.
Today I told students that July 11th was “7-11 Day” … and everything was free at those stores.
I may have forgotten to tell a few of them that I was just joking.
It’s okay though … the police are pretty lenient on minors over here probably.
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Memorizing all the words helps me remember mneumonics.
Initially my memory isn’t very good.
note: I wouldn’t want to be named ROY G. BIV. I’m sure the nickname “rainbow” would be hard to shake.
double note: I think of C.O.T.R to remember ROY G. BIV to remember the colours of the rainbow.
triple note: mneumonics for mneumonics seems like work.
quadruple note: pneumatic drills sound like biology class all over again.
Today I brokefasted: … a couple of eggs, toast, and a cup of coffee. No big whoop.
(I’m past tensing … I’m pretty relaxed now)
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I’m glad Noah wasn’t in charge of saving all the vegetables
… because he did a pretty good job with the animals.
note: maybe Noah didn’t really do a good job saving pairs of all the different animals.
“deadmen tell no tales.” or “extinct animals have no tails” or something like that.
double note: … so let me get this straight, there were no rainbows but a lot of unicorns before the flood and a lot of rainbows and no unicorns after the flood?
I’d rather have the unicorns; you could eat unicorns.
promissory note: It’s hard to find someone who works for rainbows these days. I guess we don’t live in the age of miracles anymore … and work for money instead … which is just another type of promise really.
triple note: not really connected but very close in a similar way kind of: In Search Of … and Still In Search Of ….
quadruple note: “but the loveliest of all was the asparagus”.
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note: I said I wanted to die in prison not prism!
double note: the unicorn drawing was just too gruesome.
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