Tag Archives: puddles

Short Ordering

 

I hate when people tell me what to do!
I will do what I want!
I don’t care what you say!
Screw you Simon Says!

 

note: I don’t want to put my right foot in either.

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Today #211

I killed about a million zombies at work today: it was pretty quiet.

Bubbles

 

You know how kids make those gob bubbles using the saliva in their mouths?

It’s really easy actually!!!

 

note: we all live in our own little bubbles… some more literally than others.
… or maybe that should be puddles.

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Today #121

Today was like a tuna fish sandwich … a tiny little bit redundant.

Rain

 

Rain makes things grow

… like sponges, puddles, clocks, and umbrella sales.

 

note: clouds are like babies … they are okay when they are small.

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Today #5

Today was a vasectomy: very unproductive on purpose.

Puddles

 

 

Is driving through puddles in a car just a natural progression from jumping in puddles as a kid?

It must be very anti-climatic at the wheelchair stage.

note: sidewalk tsunami victim in the rear-view mirror! hee hee!

double note: I think the unseasonable raininess here has precipitated this idea (and the next one).

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