“Excuse me!
The sign says you are not virgin. Is that correct?
I can show you how to become even less virgin.”
“hee hee hee hee hee” produced in low growly salivating voice.
*SPECIAL NOTE* sorry, I got carried away. I think there are 5 new entries here. I’m done for the night … maybe.
note: I think the staff are all married or in meaningful relationships.
double note: soap shop people are so promiscuous.
triple note: some shops will do anything for a sale!
quadruple note: I’m starting to like the direction this recycling craze is going!
I Am The Cheese 