Today I was under so much pressure, I turned into a diamond for a few hours.
The “World is Turning”! I think my milk is turning too!
I’ll try to do one of these a day, until I run out of Kelly Pettit song titles! He’s got 4 CDs, so it should take a while.
“World is Turning” from Kelly Pettit’s ”FUEL”.
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Pressure situations: I don’t like them.
I do not do well under pressure.
If you want an answer, let me think about it and I will let you know.
If you want it now, it’s no.
Make a speech now!!
No thank you. unless you like “good evening, thank you”.
Give me a few hours to write something down, and I might be eloquent and perhaps funny.
I’m not indecisive, I’ve just got to think about it. I’m not a game show host.
Unless at a restaurant, I decided before I sat down!