I’m going to sell “Bawl Babies”: balls with cry baby faces on them.
Any type of ball should do: tennis bawl babies, golf bawl babies, soccer bawl babies, super bawl babies, ping pong bawl babies, rubber bawl babies, beach bawl babies, Lucille Bawl babies, tether bawl babies, bowling bawl babies, medicine bawl babies, rugby bawl babies, basebawl babies, basketbawl babies, Nerfbawl babies, meatbawl babies, …
“I’ll give you something to cry about!”
“More useful than a Cabbage Patch Kid … and they bounce too!”
note: if this works, I may branch out into “Bald Babies” … ones with no fake drawn-in hair on them!
double note: paddles not included.
notes to myself #11
When you are 19 don’t take the “selling encyclopedias door to door” job.
It’s just not your thing.
Did you really want to be good at that anyway?