These things would also still be really bad:
– a pipe dreamcatcher
– a lemonstration
– SpongeBob SquarePanty lines
– a wire tapioca pudding
– vending machine guns
– a gummy bearskin rug
– a flying saucercumcision
– heretic tacs
– a beatnik knack
– a commuter train of thought
– alkaline dancing … or just line dancing
– an absolooting
– a Welcome Back cotter pin
– a time share cropper
– having a hobby hoarse throat
– a suicide salad
– a punctured eardrum kit
– a saltwatermelon
– a tuna meltdown
– cheetah tahs!
– a chocolate barstool pigeon
– a toxic waste band
– a daffodil pickle
– a combination lockness monster
– a window psilocybin mushroom omeletter of recommendation
note: I do have “a coffee mugging” … now!
double note: Really Bad Things and More Really Bad Things are still fake furmenting.
quadruple note: sorry I haven’t been frequenting all your awesome blogs … frequently and on a regular basis non sporadically: “hit shappens” or something like that. Bork is a Witch!
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I’m going to sell pickles shaped like toothpicks and call them “Tooth Pickles”!
Possible catch phrases could be:
“I think you’ve got something in your teeth. Would you like a Tooth Pickle?”
A little peckish
What the heckish!
“I’m not gerkin you around! or Takin’ the Mickle!
If it’s an edible toothpick, it’s gotta be a Tooth Pickle!”
note: “Tooth Pickles” are not to be confused with “Pickle Teeth“.
double note: I wish I had some stuck between my teeth right now!
triple note: Money Making Scheme #1 and #2 and #3 and #4 and #5 and #6 and #7 and #8 and #9 and #10 and #11 are still scheming.
quadruple note: Don’t these just keep getting better and better? or is it just me? I could be wrong; I usually am.
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No one was paying any attention, so I stabbed it.
I didn’t quite get the penetration I wanted the first time.
I lined it up and stabbed it again: metal through skin.
The little bugger never saw it coming. It didn’t have a chance.
Just sitting there innocently one minute, and then impaled the next.
It didn’t scream or wriggle. It just accepted its fate.
I don’t think I did anything wrong.
I can’t get into trouble for this.
I’m going to do it again.
I’m a repeat offender.
I love pickles!
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