Tag Archives: pet stores

Outsurance

 

My friend tells me odd facts: the latest tidbit,

“People with pets live 3 years longer than people without pets.”


I had pets when I was a kid: I’m covered.

 

note: people who work at pet stores must live forever.

double note: I bet pets live longer when they have owners … especially fish.

triple note: the original Odd Fact is here.

quadruple note: this computer is still dying, but I will try to make it last until payday … kind of like my money.

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Today #52

I had an eye test today … my score was 2.

Pet Shops

 

 The pet shop was really busy on the weekend. Everyone and their future dog was there!

note: pet shops are just boring zoos with livelier stuff to buy in the gift shop.

double note: every pet store has raccoons; you just have to ask for a raccoon dog … without the dog.

triple note:

Rocky Raccoon
Gave me a wound
And made me go google
Rabies Vaccines.

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