Tag Archives: peeing your pants

The Table Has Turned

nothing a wash won't fix



note: making a negative in to a double negative.

double note: friends don’t lend their pants to other friends.

triple note: there are usually a few leaks in a friendship now and then.



In Search Of …

I found “The Fountain of Youth” … but it was almost dried up.

After drinking the last few drops at the bottom of it, I think I became a little younger because I can’t remember anything I did earlier that day.

Now that I think about it … probably drinking contaminated water would have the same affect.

I’ll keep searching once I’m off these antibiotics.

note:The Puddles of Youth” are usually found at the bottom of pant legs and have no beneficial affects.

double note: thanks for stopping by while I was away.

triple note: I may be going “multi-vitamin” from now on. (once a day)  I’m still thinking or not thinking about it.