Tag Archives: payday

A Natural Occurrence That Occurs … Naturally!

 

When I’m out in cold weather, I seem to have to urinate more frequently than usual.

I’m sure if I was frozen solid, I’d piss myself!

 

note: I probably wouldn’t have to urinate at all on the sun.

double note: you know those days when you have nothing to say in a blog post? … I have those everyday. hee hee!

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Today #291

Today I thought, “Hey! Tomorrow is payday! Treat yourself to a nice lunch; you’re worth it.” 
Mmmm drive-thru or counter service … decisions decisions.

Opting For The Mistic

 

I’m a pretty optimistic person.

When something really terrible happens,
I never think “I want to crawl into a hole and die.

… I’m sure someone will put me in the hole after I die.

I’m a pretty optimistic person really.

 

note: the only person I know who has crawled into a hole is Alice … and she seemed to do quite well.

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Today #115

Today is payback day!!!
oh! I mean payday.
That’s almost as good.