If you live in China, where do you dig a hole to?
He didn’t use a shaw or a shank to escape; he used a rock hammer. Bad title!
Why are they called Floorescent lights when they are always on the ceiling?
Reading is Bad
I haven’t gone to a cake shop since reading Hansel and Gretel.
Sometimes it’s a “Learning Wall“.
If an octopus has 8 arms, why ten“tacles”? What’s a “tacle” anyway?
My counter is on a slant. A counterfeit counter-fitter must have installed it.
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