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Hansel and Gretel

Juvenile criminal siblings Hansel and Gretel are still at large after escaping from the Black Forest Penitentiary while awaiting trial for the brutal slaying of local bakery shop owner Ima Twitch.

The brother and sister are also charged with destruction of property and theft.

When questioned in custody they maintained that their victim was a witch.

After an extensive manhunt, the police are no nearer to re-apprehending the suspects. The police spokesperson admits that the trail has gone stale.


note: poisoned bread crumbs are much better when leaving a trail, but that’s just bad. The return trip would be a death march of sorts.  

double note: They should have had GPS!   They are GPS: Grimm Psychopathic Shopkeeperkillers!