People who eat dessert first because they like it the best have no anticipatience.
note: eating dessert first by rationalizing that you could die before the end of the meal is kind of pessimistic.
double note: on Planetross you can order whatever you like first, but you’re still going to get it in the same bag at the drive-thru window.
triple note: yes, I actually wrote “drive-thru” window. I can’t believe it either!
quadruple note: I should install a drive through window at my house. I wouldn’t have to clean up when people came to visit: how convenient!
quintuple note: on Planetross everyone chews everything 32 times: even ice cream.
… the ice cream isn’t very good really.
notes to myself #45
When you go to Osoyoos for summer vacation as a kid, you will discover something amazingly delicious: licorice ice cream.
… and it gives you a cool black tongue too!!!!