Tag Archives: Ogden Nash

Fishes And Deers

 

The problem with fish and deer

Is you never know how many are near.

 

note:

Is there anything more embarrassin’
Than ordering deer meat instead of venison?

double note: I can always find snowmen. You are not safe from poetry. You’ve been warned. You can blame Ogden Nash.

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notes to myself #172

You don’t really get a 5 o’clock shadow … I think it has something to do with daylight savings maybe.

Cows

 

 

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other, milk.

Ogden Nash 

 

 

It’s difficult to write about cows: it’s rare for it to be well done.

 

 

 

To reudderate, I will ruminate on this and search for irrumination on the topic.

 

 
note: Pat Coakley over at Single for a Reason  requested I write about cows. I guess she figures I’m like one of those wind-up monkeys or something: “Play Monkey Play!”
  
 
 
 

 

 

 It was hard to type with those cymbals on my hands, but I tried.

 

 

 

 

double note: my friend the psychologist wanted to go to England during the Mad Cow Epidemic.

“Why are you so angry? And how does that make you feel?”

 

 

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