I’m a closet nudist.
note: the other side of the closet is full of birthday suits and streak clothes.
double note: nudists probably call closets and dressers something else.
Today I found 245 Hongkong Dollars when I was cleaning out this closet.
I thought “Woo Hoo! I’m a rich man!” … until I checked the exchange rates: $32 CDN, $31.5 US, 2400 JPY.
Woo Hoo! I’m a richer man!
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3 Things I Don’t Eat
asparagus, esophagus, sarcophagus.
Model Ships in Bottles
Big Deal! I want to see a large ship in a massive bottle. Now that would be cool!
They breed like rabbits.
Barbers in Seville
I bet they get tired of that joke.
Self Exploratory Surgery
Don’t go there girlfriend!
Why do I have them? I didn’t eat corn.
They’re just big plastic bags.
The Great White Shark
What’s so great about it? I’ve never seen a regular white shark to compare it with.
Nudists and Adam
I bet they don’t have the “lint in the belly button” problem.
I was doing fine until the training wheels came off.
note: if you missed the first 3 in this series and you are a glutton for punishment:
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