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A Few Words Friday: #2

 

I’m a closet nudist.

 

note: the other side of the closet is full of birthday suits and streak clothes.

double note: nudists probably call closets and dressers something else.

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Today #277

Today I found 245 Hongkong Dollars when I was cleaning out this closet.
I thought “Woo Hoo! I’m a rich man!” … until I checked the exchange rates: $32 CDN, $31.5 US, 2400 JPY.
Woo Hoo! I’m a richer man!

 

Another “Still More Too Much Time”

3 Things I Don’t Eat

asparagus, esophagus, sarcophagus.

 

Model Ships in Bottles

Big Deal! I want to see a large ship in a massive bottle. Now that would be cool!

 

Dust Bunnies

They breed like rabbits.

 

Barbers in Seville

I bet they get tired of that joke.

 

Self Exploratory Surgery

Don’t go there girlfriend!

 

Cobwebs

Why do I have them? I didn’t eat corn.

 

Greenhouses

They’re just big plastic bags.

 

The Great White Shark

What’s so great about it? I’ve never seen a regular white shark to compare it with.

 

Nudists and Adam

I bet they don’t have the “lint in the belly button” problem.

 

Unicycles

I was doing fine until the training wheels came off.

 

note: if you missed the first 3 in this series and you are a glutton for punishment:

https://planetross.wordpress.com/2008/04/11/too-much-time/

https://planetross.wordpress.com/2008/04/13/still-too-much-time/

https://planetross.wordpress.com/2008/05/18/still-more-too-much-time/

 

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